| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | L | 70 | 380 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 3.33 | 1.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 40 | 535 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 1.90 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | L | 60 | 280 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 2.86 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Ducking Forks | L | 60 | 250 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 2.86 | 1.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Battlefield Pitt | L | 90 | 210 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 4.29 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| License to IL | L | 10 | 390 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 0.48 | 0.00 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | L | 55 | 110 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 2.62 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Illinois A | L | 25 | 315 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 1.19 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| Total | 410 | 2470 | 2 | 23 | 10 | 168 | 2.44 | 0.20 | 25 | 200 | 8.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jamie Frank | Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | 8.0 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 168 | 0.62 | 2.00 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Katie Havranek | Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 168 | -0.03 | 0.00 | -5 | -0.62 |
| David Nager-Sadoff | Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 168 | 0.33 | 0.00 | 55 | 6.88 |
| Eric Merenstein | Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 168 | 0.33 | 0.00 | 55 | 6.88 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 100 | 520 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 4.76 | 0.00 | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | L | 115 | 335 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 5.48 | 0.00 | 4 | 75 | 18.75 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | L | 115 | 300 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 21 | 5.48 | 0.00 | 5 | 65 | 13.00 |
| Battlefield Pitt | L | 75 | 175 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 3.57 | 0.00 | 3 | 60 | 20.00 |
| License to IL | L | 15 | 440 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 0.71 | 0.00 | 1 | 10 | 10.00 |
| Ducking Forks | W | 130 | 85 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 21 | 6.19 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 110 | 55 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 5.24 | 0.00 | 7 | 40 | 5.71 |
| Illinois A | L | 40 | 346 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 1.90 | 0.00 | 2 | 25 | 12.50 |
| Total | 700 | 2256 | 0 | 32 | 7 | 168 | 4.17 | 0.00 | 32 | 415 | 12.97 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Gina Londino (Ann Lee) | Pitt Girls Are Easy | 8.0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 168 | 0.51 | 0.00 | 85 | 10.62 |
| Iufi Harrington (Margaret) | Pitt Girls Are Easy | 8.0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 168 | 0.68 | 0.00 | 115 | 14.38 |
| Susan Glassburn (Athena) | Pitt Girls Are Easy | 8.0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 168 | 0.18 | 0.00 | 30 | 3.75 |
| Laura Pollanen (Victoria) | Pitt Girls Are Easy | 7.0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 147 | 0.31 | 0.00 | 45 | 6.43 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | L | 130 | 350 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 6.19 | 0.00 | 3 | 110 | 36.67 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | W | 300 | 225 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 14.29 | 1.00 | 12 | 180 | 15.00 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 190 | 450 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 9.05 | 1.00 | 6 | 130 | 21.67 |
| License to IL | W | 220 | 210 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 21 | 10.48 | 0.67 | 8 | 145 | 18.12 |
| Ducking Forks | W | 270 | 130 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 21 | 12.86 | 0.25 | 5 | 235 | 47.00 |
| Battlefield Pitt | W | 310 | 85 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 14.76 | 0.00 | 10 | 210 | 21.00 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 346 | 40 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 21 | 16.48 | 0.25 | 13 | 231 | 17.77 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 315 | 25 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 21 | 15.00 | 0.20 | 10 | 235 | 23.50 |
| Total | 2081 | 1515 | 7 | 60 | 20 | 168 | 12.39 | 0.35 | 67 | 1476 | 22.03 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Kelly Tourdot | Illinois A | 8.0 | 1 | 17 | 7 | 168 | 0.89 | 0.14 | 150 | 18.75 |
| Mike Sorice | Illinois A | 8.0 | 2 | 13 | 6 | 168 | 0.77 | 0.33 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Steven Canning | Illinois A | 8.0 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 168 | 0.45 | 0.50 | 75 | 9.38 |
| Matt Weiner | Illinois A | 8.0 | 3 | 23 | 5 | 168 | 1.49 | 0.60 | 250 | 31.25 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Battlefield Pitt | L | 180 | 200 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 8.57 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| License to IL | L | 260 | 270 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 12.38 | 0.00 | 8 | 180 | 22.50 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 250 | 60 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 11.90 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Illinois A | L | 130 | 270 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 6.19 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | L | 85 | 130 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 4.05 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | W | 250 | 185 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 11.90 | inf | 10 | 140 | 14.00 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 140 | 475 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 6.67 | 0.00 | 4 | 100 | 25.00 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | L | 125 | 305 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 5.95 | 0.00 | 5 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Total | 1420 | 1895 | 2 | 53 | 2 | 168 | 8.45 | 1.00 | 55 | 870 | 15.82 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Julie Stahlhut | Ducking Forks | 8.0 | 0 | 21 | 1 | 168 | 1.22 | 0.00 | 205 | 25.62 |
| Gail Celio | Ducking Forks | 8.0 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 168 | 0.98 | inf | 165 | 20.62 |
| Eric Hillemann | Ducking Forks | 8.0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 168 | 0.51 | inf | 85 | 10.62 |
| Billy Celio | Ducking Forks | 8.0 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 168 | 0.57 | 0.00 | 95 | 11.88 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Ducking Forks | W | 200 | 180 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 21 | 9.52 | 1.00 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| License to IL | L | 60 | 420 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 2.86 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 175 | 75 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 8.33 | 1.00 | 4 | 135 | 33.75 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 210 | 90 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 21 | 10.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 115 | 11.50 |
| Illinois A | L | 85 | 310 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 21 | 4.05 | inf | 6 | 20 | 3.33 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 145 | 280 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 21 | 6.90 | 0.00 | 4 | 120 | 30.00 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | L | 146 | 235 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 21 | 6.95 | 0.00 | 7 | 86 | 12.29 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | L | 50 | 450 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 2.38 | 0.00 | 2 | 50 | 25.00 |
| Total | 1071 | 2040 | 3 | 41 | 14 | 168 | 6.38 | 0.21 | 44 | 686 | 15.59 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Ryan Balthaser (Fritz) | Battlefield Pitt | 8.0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 168 | 0.65 | 0.00 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Zach Pozun (B.I. Horror) | Battlefield Pitt | 8.0 | 1 | 16 | 3 | 168 | 0.95 | 0.33 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Alexandra Jefferds (Oliver) | Battlefield Pitt | 8.0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 168 | 0.27 | 0.25 | 45 | 5.62 |
| Dan Christman-Crook (H.G. Blob) | Battlefield Pitt | 8.0 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 168 | 0.42 | 0.20 | 70 | 8.75 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Battlefield Pitt | W | 420 | 60 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 21 | 20.00 | inf | 16 | 245 | 15.31 |
| Ducking Forks | W | 270 | 260 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 21 | 12.86 | 0.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Illinois A | L | 210 | 220 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 21 | 10.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 160 | 22.86 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 440 | 15 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 21 | 20.95 | 0.00 | 16 | 280 | 17.50 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 390 | 10 | 1 | 14 | 3 | 21 | 18.57 | 0.33 | 15 | 250 | 16.67 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | W | 355 | 180 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 21 | 16.90 | 1.50 | 12 | 230 | 19.17 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | L | 250 | 280 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 11.90 | 0.50 | 9 | 165 | 18.33 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 255 | 385 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 12.14 | inf | 8 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Total | 2590 | 1410 | 9 | 84 | 15 | 168 | 15.42 | 0.60 | 93 | 1690 | 18.17 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Robert Flaxman | License to IL | 8.0 | 4 | 44 | 2 | 168 | 2.92 | 2.00 | 490 | 61.25 |
| Alma Molino | License to IL | 8.0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 168 | 0.39 | 0.00 | 65 | 8.12 |
| Colby Burnett | License to IL | 8.0 | 5 | 33 | 12 | 168 | 2.05 | 0.42 | 345 | 43.12 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 380 | 70 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 21 | 18.10 | 0.00 | 13 | 260 | 20.00 |
| Illinois A | L | 225 | 300 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 21 | 10.71 | 0.00 | 7 | 160 | 22.86 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 300 | 115 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 14.29 | 0.00 | 10 | 200 | 20.00 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 95 | 530 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 4.52 | 0.00 | 3 | 70 | 23.33 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | W | 300 | 145 | 1 | 12 | 2 | 21 | 14.29 | 0.50 | 13 | 175 | 13.46 |
| Ducking Forks | L | 185 | 250 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 21 | 8.81 | 0.00 | 6 | 140 | 23.33 |
| License to IL | W | 280 | 250 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 21 | 13.33 | 0.00 | 10 | 190 | 19.00 |
| Battlefield Pitt | W | 450 | 50 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 21 | 21.43 | 0.00 | 15 | 300 | 20.00 |
| Total | 2215 | 1710 | 1 | 76 | 11 | 168 | 13.18 | 0.09 | 77 | 1495 | 19.42 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Anne Traicoff | I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | 8.0 | 0 | 22 | 3 | 168 | 1.22 | 0.00 | 205 | 25.62 |
| Steve Traicoff | I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | 8.0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 168 | 1.19 | 0.00 | 200 | 25.00 |
| Rob Long | I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | 8.0 | 1 | 14 | 2 | 168 | 0.86 | 0.50 | 145 | 18.12 |
| Noel Erinjeri | I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | 8.0 | 0 | 20 | 6 | 168 | 1.01 | 0.00 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 520 | 100 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 21 | 24.76 | 0.00 | 15 | 370 | 24.67 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 535 | 40 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 21 | 25.48 | inf | 17 | 340 | 20.00 |
| Illinois A | W | 450 | 190 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 21 | 21.43 | 0.00 | 14 | 310 | 22.14 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | W | 530 | 95 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 25.24 | inf | 14 | 360 | 25.71 |
| Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | W | 435 | 180 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 21 | 20.71 | 0.00 | 14 | 295 | 21.07 |
| Battlefield Pitt | W | 280 | 145 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 21 | 13.33 | 1.00 | 11 | 170 | 15.45 |
| Ducking Forks | W | 475 | 140 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 21 | 22.62 | 1.00 | 15 | 325 | 21.67 |
| License to IL | W | 385 | 255 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 18.33 | inf | 11 | 270 | 24.55 |
| Total | 3610 | 1145 | 14 | 97 | 2 | 168 | 21.49 | 7.00 | 111 | 2440 | 21.98 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Brian Hight | Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | 8.0 | 4 | 18 | 1 | 168 | 1.40 | 4.00 | 235 | 29.38 |
| James Quintong | Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | 8.0 | 4 | 29 | 0 | 168 | 2.08 | inf | 350 | 43.75 |
| Mark Richey | Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | 8.0 | 3 | 23 | 0 | 168 | 1.64 | inf | 275 | 34.38 |
| Jeremy White | Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | 8.0 | 3 | 27 | 1 | 168 | 1.85 | 3.00 | 310 | 38.75 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Illinois A | W | 350 | 130 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 16.67 | 1.00 | 10 | 250 | 25.00 |
| Pitt Girls Are Easy | W | 335 | 115 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 15.95 | 1.50 | 11 | 220 | 20.00 |
| Bellamy's Socialist Pledgewriters (UR) | W | 280 | 60 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 21 | 13.33 | 0.25 | 11 | 185 | 16.82 |
| Bill O'Reilly's Tru Kultchur Wariers | L | 180 | 435 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 21 | 8.57 | 0.00 | 7 | 115 | 16.43 |
| I Don't Want to Be an Urban Meyer Weiner (UM alum) | L | 145 | 300 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 21 | 6.90 | 0.25 | 5 | 110 | 22.00 |
| License to IL | L | 180 | 355 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 21 | 8.57 | 0.33 | 7 | 120 | 17.14 |
| Battlefield Pitt | W | 235 | 146 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 21 | 11.19 | 0.00 | 10 | 145 | 14.50 |
| Ducking Forks | W | 305 | 125 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 21 | 14.52 | 0.25 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Total | 2010 | 1666 | 8 | 64 | 21 | 168 | 11.96 | 0.38 | 72 | 1355 | 18.82 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Chris Benedik | Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | 8.0 | 4 | 18 | 7 | 168 | 1.22 | 0.57 | 205 | 25.62 |
| Sam Casper | Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | 8.0 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 168 | 1.46 | 0.50 | 245 | 30.62 |
| Tim | Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | 7.0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 147 | 0.34 | 0.00 | 50 | 7.14 |
| David Seal | Porkins Died for Us Ravenous Bandicoots (UC) | 8.0 | 1 | 18 | 7 | 168 | 0.95 | 0.14 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 35 | 540 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 1.67 | inf | 1 | 20 | 20.00 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 105 | 375 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 5.00 | inf | 4 | 60 | 15.00 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | L | 35 | 155 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 1.67 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | L | 115 | 195 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 21 | 5.48 | inf | 6 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 45 | 225 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 2.14 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | L | 40 | 250 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 1.90 | 0.00 | 1 | 30 | 30.00 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 115 | 55 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 5.48 | 2.00 | 7 | 40 | 5.71 |
| Illinois B | L | 185 | 220 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 8.81 | 0.00 | 8 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Total | 675 | 2015 | 5 | 27 | 3 | 168 | 4.02 | 1.67 | 32 | 345 | 10.78 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Matt Dinan (Vinny) | The Mangione Machine (UR) | 8.0 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 168 | 0.74 | 2.00 | 125 | 15.62 |
| Calle Fitzgerald | The Mangione Machine (UR) | 8.0 | 3 | 10 | 2 | 168 | 0.80 | 1.50 | 135 | 16.88 |
| Laura Nemeth | The Mangione Machine (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 168 | 0.12 | 0.00 | 20 | 2.50 |
| Alex Strelnikov | The Mangione Machine (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 168 | 0.30 | 0.00 | 50 | 6.25 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 0 | 475 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | L | 85 | 220 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 4.05 | 0.00 | 6 | 30 | 5.00 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 20 | 400 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 0.95 | 0.00 | 2 | 10 | 5.00 |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 40 | 335 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 1.90 | 0.00 | 2 | 30 | 15.00 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | L | 50 | 255 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 2.38 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | L | 20 | 220 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 0.95 | 0.00 | 2 | 10 | 5.00 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | L | 55 | 115 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 21 | 2.62 | 0.00 | 5 | 25 | 5.00 |
| Illinois B | L | 115 | 286 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 5.48 | inf | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Total | 385 | 2306 | 1 | 26 | 15 | 168 | 2.29 | 0.07 | 27 | 185 | 6.85 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Erik Roth (Mr. M) | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 8.0 | 0 | 20 | 14 | 168 | 0.77 | 0.00 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Steve Holz | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 3.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 63 | 0.16 | 0.00 | 10 | 3.33 |
| Matina Vassilaros (Emma) | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 8.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 168 | 0.06 | 0.00 | 10 | 1.25 |
| Bob Durso (Terry) | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 8.0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 168 | 0.33 | inf | 55 | 6.88 |
| Lorraine Fowler (Pepper) | Crisis on Infinite Pitts | 5.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 105 | -0.05 | 0.00 | -5 | -1.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 240 | 60 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 21 | 11.43 | 0.00 | 8 | 160 | 20.00 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 160 | 410 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 7.62 | 0.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 145 | 245 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 6.90 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | W | 195 | 165 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 9.29 | 0.00 | 6 | 140 | 23.33 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | L | 110 | 170 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 5.24 | 0.00 | 4 | 70 | 17.50 |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 125 | 250 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 5.95 | 0.00 | 5 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 286 | 115 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 21 | 13.62 | 0.00 | 11 | 176 | 16.00 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 220 | 185 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 21 | 10.48 | 0.33 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Total | 1481 | 1600 | 1 | 54 | 6 | 168 | 8.82 | 0.17 | 55 | 956 | 17.38 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Micah Hodosh | Illinois B | 8.0 | 0 | 19 | 2 | 168 | 1.07 | 0.00 | 180 | 22.50 |
| James Sanner | Illinois B | 8.0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 168 | 0.21 | 0.00 | 35 | 4.38 |
| Greg Baboukis | Illinois B | 8.0 | 0 | 17 | 2 | 168 | 0.95 | 0.00 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Derek | Illinois B | 8.0 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 168 | 0.89 | 1.00 | 150 | 18.75 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 140 | 315 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 21 | 6.67 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | W | 180 | 145 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 8.57 | 2.00 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 195 | 115 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 21 | 9.29 | inf | 6 | 130 | 21.67 |
| Illinois B | W | 170 | 110 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 21 | 8.10 | 0.25 | 8 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 220 | 20 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 10.48 | 0.00 | 11 | 115 | 10.45 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 145 | 410 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 6.90 | inf | 4 | 100 | 25.00 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 125 | 340 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 21 | 5.95 | 0.50 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 210 | 145 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 21 | 10.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Total | 1385 | 1600 | 6 | 50 | 14 | 168 | 8.24 | 0.43 | 56 | 865 | 15.45 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Michael Arnold | Bonesawwwww (UC) | 8.0 | 1 | 26 | 6 | 168 | 1.46 | 0.17 | 245 | 30.62 |
| Dani Brecher | Bonesawwwww (UC) | 8.0 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 168 | 0.65 | 1.00 | 110 | 13.75 |
| William Dix | Bonesawwwww (UC) | 8.0 | 3 | 15 | 6 | 168 | 0.98 | 0.50 | 165 | 20.62 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | W | 315 | 140 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 15.00 | inf | 8 | 230 | 28.75 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | W | 250 | 205 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 21 | 11.90 | inf | 10 | 145 | 14.50 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 335 | 40 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 15.95 | inf | 11 | 220 | 20.00 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 225 | 45 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 10.71 | 0.00 | 10 | 125 | 12.50 |
| Illinois B | W | 250 | 125 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 21 | 11.90 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 205 | 355 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 9.76 | 1.00 | 7 | 135 | 19.29 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 361 | 120 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 21 | 17.19 | 0.00 | 13 | 241 | 18.54 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 160 | 365 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 21 | 7.62 | 0.50 | 7 | 95 | 13.57 |
| Total | 2101 | 1395 | 5 | 71 | 7 | 168 | 12.51 | 0.71 | 76 | 1351 | 17.78 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Mike Davies (Old Man Waterfall) | Pittworm Jim | 8.0 | 3 | 53 | 5 | 168 | 3.27 | 0.60 | 550 | 68.75 |
| Steve Ziemak (Brett) | Pittworm Jim | 8.0 | 1 | 12 | 2 | 168 | 0.74 | 0.50 | 125 | 15.62 |
| Toby Horn (Principal) | Pittworm Jim | 8.0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 168 | 0.27 | inf | 45 | 5.62 |
| Dominique Hensley (Josie) | Pittworm Jim | 7.0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 147 | 0.20 | 0.00 | 30 | 4.29 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 205 | 250 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 9.76 | 1.00 | 6 | 145 | 24.17 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | L | 145 | 180 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 6.90 | 0.00 | 5 | 100 | 20.00 |
| Illinois B | L | 165 | 195 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 7.86 | inf | 6 | 95 | 15.83 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 255 | 50 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 21 | 12.14 | 0.00 | 10 | 170 | 17.00 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 250 | 40 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 21 | 11.90 | 0.00 | 6 | 215 | 35.83 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 220 | 160 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 10.48 | inf | 8 | 135 | 16.88 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 195 | 366 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 9.29 | 0.00 | 7 | 125 | 17.86 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 185 | 305 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 8.81 | 0.00 | 9 | 110 | 12.22 |
| Total | 1620 | 1546 | 4 | 53 | 13 | 168 | 9.64 | 0.31 | 57 | 1095 | 19.21 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jason Eisele (Wesley) | Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 168 | 0.57 | 0.00 | 95 | 11.88 |
| Becky Greene (Aunt G) | Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | 8.0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 168 | 0.57 | 0.00 | 95 | 11.88 |
| Eric Keihl (Fraggle) | Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | 8.0 | 1 | 16 | 3 | 168 | 0.95 | 0.33 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Jon Marquis (opolis) | Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | 8.0 | 3 | 15 | 4 | 168 | 1.04 | 0.75 | 175 | 21.88 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 540 | 35 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 21 | 25.71 | 0.00 | 17 | 370 | 21.76 |
| Illinois B | W | 410 | 160 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 21 | 19.52 | inf | 13 | 270 | 20.77 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 400 | 20 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 21 | 19.05 | 0.50 | 11 | 295 | 26.82 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 250 | 290 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 11.90 | 2.00 | 8 | 160 | 20.00 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 575 | 20 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 21 | 27.38 | 0.50 | 18 | 400 | 22.22 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | W | 410 | 145 | 2 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 19.52 | 2.00 | 13 | 275 | 21.15 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | W | 366 | 195 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 21 | 17.43 | inf | 14 | 221 | 15.79 |
| Pittworm Jim | W | 365 | 160 | 1 | 11 | 2 | 21 | 17.38 | 0.50 | 12 | 250 | 20.83 |
| Total | 3316 | 1025 | 12 | 94 | 9 | 168 | 19.74 | 1.33 | 106 | 2241 | 21.14 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Rebecca Golden | John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | 8.0 | 1 | 16 | 1 | 168 | 1.01 | 1.00 | 170 | 21.25 |
| Greg Sorenson | John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | 8.0 | 6 | 45 | 3 | 168 | 3.12 | 2.00 | 525 | 65.62 |
| Scott Chupack | John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | 8.0 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 168 | 0.51 | 0.50 | 85 | 10.62 |
| Doug Grote | John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | 8.0 | 4 | 25 | 3 | 168 | 1.76 | 1.33 | 295 | 36.88 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 475 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 22.62 | 0.00 | 11 | 370 | 33.64 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 375 | 105 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 21 | 17.86 | 2.00 | 12 | 250 | 20.83 |
| Illinois B | W | 245 | 145 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 11.67 | 0.00 | 9 | 170 | 18.89 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | W | 290 | 250 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 13.81 | inf | 9 | 190 | 21.11 |
| One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | W | 370 | 90 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 21 | 17.62 | 0.00 | 13 | 250 | 19.23 |
| Pittworm Jim | W | 355 | 205 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 16.90 | 1.00 | 10 | 255 | 25.50 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | W | 340 | 125 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 21 | 16.19 | inf | 13 | 200 | 15.38 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | W | 305 | 185 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 14.52 | 1.00 | 10 | 205 | 20.50 |
| Total | 2755 | 1105 | 8 | 79 | 9 | 168 | 16.40 | 0.89 | 87 | 1890 | 21.72 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Joe Wright | Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | 8.0 | 6 | 31 | 2 | 168 | 2.32 | 3.00 | 390 | 48.75 |
| Geoff Zmyslowski | Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | 8.0 | 1 | 26 | 5 | 168 | 1.49 | 0.20 | 250 | 31.25 |
| Steve Zmyslowski | Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | 8.0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 168 | 0.39 | inf | 65 | 8.12 |
| David Wallace | Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | 8.0 | 0 | 17 | 2 | 168 | 0.95 | 0.00 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Illinois B | L | 60 | 240 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 2.86 | 1.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Crisis on Infinite Pitts | W | 220 | 85 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 10.48 | 1.00 | 9 | 130 | 14.44 |
| The Mangione Machine (UR) | W | 155 | 35 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 21 | 7.38 | 0.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| Mighty Carson Art Players (UM "alum") | L | 90 | 370 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21 | 4.29 | 0.00 | 5 | 45 | 9.00 |
| John Ashcroft: Live at the Apollo | L | 20 | 575 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 0.95 | 0.00 | 1 | 10 | 10.00 |
| Kudlow & Quizbowl (UR) | L | 160 | 220 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 21 | 7.62 | inf | 7 | 85 | 12.14 |
| Pittworm Jim | L | 120 | 361 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 5.71 | 1.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Bonesawwwww (UC) | L | 145 | 210 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 6.90 | 0.00 | 8 | 70 | 8.75 |
| Total | 970 | 2096 | 4 | 42 | 8 | 168 | 5.77 | 0.50 | 46 | 530 | 11.52 |
| Player | Team | GP | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bob Kilner | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 6.0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 126 | 0.40 | 1.00 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Eric Wolske | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 6.7 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 140 | 0.36 | 0.00 | 50 | 7.50 |
| Joe Wells | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 6.7 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 140 | 0.46 | 0.00 | 65 | 9.75 |
| Jim Hrdlicka | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 6.3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 133 | 0.90 | 3.00 | 120 | 18.95 |
| Mike Bindis | One Night in Bea Arthur: Now in HD | 6.3 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 133 | 1.17 | 0.00 | 155 | 24.47 |